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sOMEONE HELP. I AM CHOKING.
I think this is even more frightening than the real slenderman omg
OMFG
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how to make delicious chocolate milkshake
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Krogan punch by *Infi-N7
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Mom Effect: Divergent Tastes →
Me: Do you want to chat up Jacob?
Mom: No way. I don’t like that one-eyed weirdo.
Me: Jacob’s the black guy.
Mom: Oh! Yeah let’s talk to him. I like Jacob.
Shepard proceeds to flirt with Jacob, and he offers to buy her a drink some time.
Mom: Yes!
Me: You’re doing a lot better with him…
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Dad Effect
Me: When we meet up with the thief, we’re supposed to say a password. It’s “Silence is golden.”
Dad, from the other room: You know what else is golden? Pee.
Me: Shut up, dad.
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(via imrollingonfloorlaughing)
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Mom Effect: Everyone Has Their Cross to Bear →
As we explore the base, we find a room filled with prison cells filled with salarians. We speak to one of them, named Menos Avot. He explains that they’re members of Kirrahe’s team that have been captured. He’s very deeply disturbed, and mentions that they’ve been doing horrible experiments to…
